Самые лучшие английские анекдоты

Матвеев Сергей Александрович

Жанр: Языкознание  Научно-образовательная  Анекдоты  Юмор    2015 год   Автор: Матвеев Сергей Александрович   
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Самые лучшие английские анекдоты (Матвеев Сергей Александрович )
Автор: Матвеев Сергей Александрович 
Жанр: Языкознание  Научно-образовательная  Анекдоты  Юмор   
Страниц: 18 
Год: 2015 
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One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbour, seeing him there, decides to investigate. “What are you doing?” he asked. Mongo replies, “My goldfish died and I’m burying him.” “That’s an awful big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbour. Mongo shot back, “That’s because he’s inside your ugly cat!”

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A porter in a British hotel comes upon an American tourist impatiently jabbing at the button for the lift.

“Sir, the lift will be here in a moment.”

“Lift? Lift?” replies the American. “Oh, you mean the elevator.”

“No sir, here we call it a lift.”

“Well, as it was invented in the United States, it’s called an elevator.”

“Yes sir, but as the language was invented here, it’s called a lift.”

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Joe: I love you. I love you. Won’t you be my wife?


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